1,001 things to worry about

Okay, its not 1,001 yet, but here is a start. And, honestly, I've worried about each of these at some point in my life.

1. a bad hair cut
2. abduction
3. Africanized bees
4. alien abduction
5. al-Qaeda
6. arthritis
7. asteroid impacts
8. avian flu
9. bankruptcy
10. body odor
11. cancer
12. car accidents
13. car theft
14. chiggers
15. cholesterol
16. crab grass
17. credit card bills
18. death
19. drug dealers
20. earthquakes
21. engine failure on the freeway
22. facing your maker
23. falling off a ladder while pruning
24. famine
25. final exams
26. fire
27. flat tires
28. fleas
29. floods
30. global warming
31. going to hell
32. government spying
33. halitosis
34. having to dress down
35. having to dress up
36. head lice
37. hurricanes
38. jellyfish
39. jet lag
40. landslides
41. lightning strikes
42. locking your keys in your car
43. losing your car keys
44. losing your glasses/contact lenses
45. losing your luggage
46. losing your passport
47. losing your wallet
48. mass extinction events
49. medical errors
50. medication side effects
51. menopause
52. mosquito bites
53. murder
54. neo-nazis
55. pick pockets
56. plantar warts
57. pollution
58. power outages
59. psoriasis
60. public speaking
61. quick sand
62. rape
63. retirement
64. ripping the seat of your pants
65. roof leaks
66. roof moss
67. schistosomaisis
68. sea level rise
69. serial killers
70. sink holes
71. sneaker waves
72. spiders
73. spoiled mayonnaise
74. spontaneous combustion
75. stained teeth
76. STDs
77. suicide bombers
78. surgical errors
79. taxes
80. termites
81. the monsters under your bed
82. the ozone hole
83. the stock market
84. ticks
85. toe fungus
86. toilet paper stuck to your shoe
87. tornados
88. trees falling on your house
89. tsunamis
90. unfinished work
91. vigilantes
92. visible panty line
93. volcanic eruptions
94. war
95. wrinkles
96. your children
97. your diet
98. your partner cheating on you
99. your to-do list
100. zits